if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
Ok so we got a cat yesterday
and we were kind of worried it would be afraid of our dog since she’s big and the cat hasn’t been with dogs before
Well it turned out the dog was afraid of the cat and she climbed on the corner of the sofa and refused to even look at him
SHE LITERALLY SULKED FOR HOURS AND REFUSED TO COME DOWN
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
person annoying you?
refill their bladder